Freeworld    A Poli- Sci-Fi Short Film by Flick Harrison
16mm - colour - 25:30 - English

March 10, 2023

GREETINGS  Mr Hedwing,

This is an automated disciplinary message.

The Academy's computers indicate that you have committed the following academic offences:

GENETIC ENGINEERING 340 --
HUMANNATURE
Failure to attend all lectures
Failure to complete 4 assignments
Failure to participate in class discussions

GENETIC ENGINEERING 356 --
ASSEMBLY-LINE CLONING ETHICS
Failure to attend all lectures
Failure to complete 4 assignments
Failure to participate in class discussions

GENETIC ENGINEERING 370 --
NON-SENTIENT MEAT PRODUCTS
Failure to attend all lectures
Failure to complete 4 assignments
Failure to participate in class discussions

GENEALOGY 342 --
LOWER HUMAN RACES
Failure to attend all lectures
Failure to complete 4 assignments
Failure to participate in class discussions

GENEALOGY 356 --
ARYAN AND EUROPEAN RACES
Failure to attend all lectures
Failure to complete 4 assignments
Failure to participate in class discussions

If you do not remedy these offences within 10 days you will be declared Delinquent and ejected from the institution.  This may mean changes in your citizenship status.  According to Academy statutes, the following options are available for remedy:

1. Military service
2. Psychological experimentation
3. Cash penalty
4. NASA hazard duty

Upon proof of completion of any one of the above your probation will be lifted and your academic studies may resume.

Signed,
Academic Discipline Computer
 

[HEDWING is played by Peter Grier]