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Freeworld    A Poli- Sci-Fi Short Film by Flick Harrison
16mm - colour - 25:30 - English


[THE ROBOT is played by SIMON HAYAMA, transformed by X-FILES special makeup effects artist Leanne Rae Podavin]

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ROBOT PROJECT
 
DATE:  06 / 25 / 2023
FROM: DR. PROF. LIEBLING
BRIAN N. MULRONEY ILLEGAL RESEARCH FACILITY
VANCOUVER, NORTHWEST FRONTIER PROVINCE
TO: PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT COMMAND
AOL/TIME-WARNER, D.C.
SUBJECT: ROBOT SESSION TRANSCRIPT

Routine report of robot intelligence-building exercise dated today.

SESSION 245: Robot brain directly interfaced with LCD screen and keyboard for human input.  A series of nonsensical words is keyed in to see how the robot responds when his previously-learned knowledge of communication is contradicted.

PRESENT: Myself and Dr. Professor Neebling.

Transcript of session follows.

ROBOT (R) HUMAN (H)

H/ hello
R/ online hello
H/ hello
R/ online hello
H/ hello
R/ i don't understand
H/ house
R/ i don't understand
H/ mouse
R/ louse
H/ floor
R/ i doubleplus don't understand
H/ ceiling
R/ walls
H/ the rain in spain falls mainly on the plane
R/ i don't understand
H/ i before e except after c
R/ and in weird and foreign words
H/ no
R/ why?
H/ yes
R/ i don't understand
H/ maybe
R/ maybe what?
H/ a large book fell on the floor
R/ i don't know how to "a large book fell on the floor."
H/ there ain't no flies on us
R/ please explain
H/ walking in the rain
R/ please explain
H/ less is more
R/
H/ top
R/
H/ bottom
R/
H/ night
R/
H/ day
R/

TEST TERMINATED AFTER 5 BLANK RESPONSES.

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