[THE ROBOT is played
by SIMON HAYAMA, transformed by X-FILES special makeup effects artist Leanne
Rae Podavin]
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ROBOT PROJECT
| DATE: |
06 / 25 / 2023 |
| FROM: |
DR. PROF. LIEBLING
BRIAN N. MULRONEY
ILLEGAL RESEARCH FACILITY
VANCOUVER, NORTHWEST FRONTIER PROVINCE |
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| TO: |
PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT
COMMAND
AOL/TIME-WARNER, D.C. |
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ROBOT SESSION TRANSCRIPT |
Routine report of robot intelligence-building
exercise dated today.
SESSION 245: Robot brain directly interfaced
with LCD screen and keyboard for human input. A series of nonsensical
words is keyed in to see how the robot responds when his previously-learned
knowledge of communication is contradicted.
PRESENT: Myself and Dr. Professor Neebling.
Transcript of session follows.
ROBOT (R) HUMAN (H)
H/ hello
R/ online
hello
H/ hello
R/ online
hello
H/ hello
R/ i don't
understand
H/ house
R/ i don't
understand
H/ mouse
R/ louse
H/ floor
R/ i doubleplus
don't understand
H/ ceiling
R/ walls
H/ the rain
in spain falls mainly on the plane
R/ i don't
understand
H/ i before
e except after c
R/ and in
weird and foreign words
H/ no
R/ why?
H/ yes
R/ i don't
understand
H/ maybe
R/ maybe
what?
H/ a large
book fell on the floor
R/ i don't
know how to "a large book fell on the floor."
H/ there
ain't no flies on us
R/ please
explain
H/ walking
in the rain
R/ please
explain
H/ less is
more
R/
H/ top
R/
H/ bottom
R/
H/ night
R/
H/ day
R/
TEST TERMINATED AFTER 5 BLANK RESPONSES.
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