ARE UNDER ARREST
It is illegal to inquire into the activites
of the XX Secret Police, pursuant to the secret articles passed in 2015
with Presidential and secret Congressional committee approval and retroactive
to one year before the establishment of the XX Secret Police (such date
being protected by the same articles).
Your visit to this page has been recorded
and word sent to appropriate authorites. You will be apprehended
shortly. If you are outside the United States of North America Co-Prosperity
Sphere (CPS), our constitution allows for your extra-judicial capture and/or
for massive strategic retribution against any uncooperative pre-CPS government.
Please do not move from where you are.
Resisting arrest will result in further charges.
If you are interested in job opportunities
with the XX, please have your resume ready upon arrest and be prepared
to name two individuals engaged in subversive activity.
[Author's note: For REAL history
of US espionage in Canada, click HERE]